Monday, October 27, 2008

new day

for the next 3 days im giving my digestive system a break. no food, only water.

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

day 3

ive had 494 calories today.
im now 30 inches on my waist, and 37.5 on my hips.
i still weigh 137 pounds though.
im doing pretty well.

d.e.d.-ZEUS, n. The chief of Grecian gods, adored by the Romans as Jupiter and by the modern Americans as God, Gold, Mob and Dog. Some explorers who have touched upon the shores of America, and one who professes to have penetrated a considerable distance to the interior, have thought that these four names stand for as many distinct deities, but in his monumental work on Surviving Faiths, Frumpp insists that the natives are monotheists, each having no other god than himself, whom he worships under many sacred names.
http://www.thedevilsdictionary.com/?Z

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

today!!!!!!!!

today i am 137 pounds!
1 step closer to being thin!

d.e.d:ZIGZAG, v.t. To move forward uncertainly, from side to side, as one carrying the white man's burden. (From zed, z, and jag, an Icelandic word of unknown meaning.)

He zedjagged so uncomen wyde
Thet non coude pas on eyder syde;
So, to com saufly thruh, I been
Constreynet for to doodge betwene.
—Munwele

from-http://www.thedevilsdictionary.com/?Z

Monday, October 20, 2008

day 1

hello all!
this is day 1 of my diet. ive got 2 weeks to lose 20 pounds.today i have eaten 1 meal and 2 cups of juice. tommorrow will be only water, wednesday: .5 meal with 1 cup of juice, thursday:water friday:.25 meal with water ,and saturday: water.
today i am 5'5, 138 pounds, 32 inch waist 38 inch hips, 22 inch thighs, and a female. this week my goal is 128 -130 pounds.
good luck to me.

definition of the day:ZOOLOGY, n. The science and history of the animal kingdom, including its king, the House Fly (Musca maledicta). The father of Zoology was Aristotle, as is universally conceded, but the name of its mother has not come down to us. Two of the science's most illustrious expounders were Buffon and Oliver Goldsmith, from both of whom we learn (L'Histoire generale des animaux and A History of Animated Nature) that the domestic cow sheds its horn every two years. (http://www.thedevilsdictionary.com/?Z)